At last, I feel seen by LinkedIn. They have selected me to contribute to one of their AI-generated articles. They want me to weigh in on what it’s like to be a rowing instructor! Well, here goes: Being a rowing instructor is like when you sit in the back of the boat with one of those megaphone thingies, right? And you go, like, “row, row, row!” Or do you go, like, “paddle”–? Something like that. [Narrator’s voice:] He isn’t a rowing instructor. LinkedIn must be desperate to populate their AI-driven articles with human content if they’re asking anyone with the word “instructor” in their profile.
